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Speed Skate daily:
life on the fast lane
ARE YOU FALLING TOO MUCH ON THOSE CORNERS? IT MAY NOT BE YOUR BALANCE THAT IS DULL, BUT YOUR SKATES!
But traditional sharpening jigs are greasy and take too long, and my race is now!
NO PROBLEM! YOU CAN GET A BRAND NEW LAZER SHARPENER STARTING AT JUST $39.99 THAT WILL TURN YOUR SKATES INTO RAZOR BLADES IN SECONDS!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT DOWN AND LET THE LAZERS AIM AND BAM! YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO THE BOARDPADS AND HELLO TO THE GOLD MEDAL!
Wow no hands!
Its autoMAGIC
You don't even have
to take off your skates!
With those skates, he'll set the rink on FIRE!!
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